Monday Morning Memo
What people actually want for Christmas, bidets, and I really need it to snow.
What people really want for Christmas (besides rapid covid tests) is to be listened to and heard. They also want bidets. They may not know they want bidets, but trust me, they do want them. I love my husband, but he buys the softest, silken wafers of toilet paper that are meant to soothe your nethers like a pillow of clouds, but when just a droplet o…
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